You know youre pregnant when...........

collected these from a message board and added some of my own and they are ALL soooo true....feel free to join in =D

you start crying and when your husband asks whats wrong, you try to think of something so you dont sound stupid saying "i just felt like crying"

every time you attempt to get up from some where you grunt

when food is about to drip you quick try to put it over your plate just to realize it dropped on your stomach 

you forget how big your stomach is and try to squeeze through spots that are impossible causing you to bump anything around you (people, shopping carts. doors, walls, etc)

you find yourself sleep walking to the toilet in the middle of the night because you had to pee and didnt remeber how you got there in the first place

you crave EVERYTHING that you can NOT get your hands on and cant seem to find anything to eat in your food stocked kitchen

you wake up in the middle of the night to mop the kitchen and do the dishes (nesting)

you know you're pregnant when, for the first time in your entire marriage, your gas is worse than your husbands

you know you're pregnant when you need 5 pillows just to fall asleep and if one falls out of place youre up for an hour trying to get comfortable again

You know youre pregnant when brushing your teeth makes you gag

you know youre pregnant when you can smell what the restraunt 2 blocks down is serving 

you know youre pregnant when every time you cough or sneeze or get a kick from the baby in a certain spot, you have to go change your underwear!

you know youre pregnant when you try to make yourself feel pretty by painting your toe nails, then realize you cant reach your toe nails and begin to cry

you know youre pregnant when you have to squat to pick something up instead of bend down

you know youre pregnant when you contemplate beating up your husband then 5 minutes later want him to cuddle with you and call you beautiful

you know youre pregnant when you laugh and fart at the same time

you know your pregnant when your constantly pulling your pants up and your shirt down

people quickly scoot to make room for you when you're walking down a crowded hall.

you know youre pregnant when the waitress at a restraunt pulls the table back a little bit to make more room for your belly!! (yes this happened to me!! at ruby tuesdays at carousel mall)

You have your "good" maternity clothes that make you look all cute and round and the "at home" maternity clothes which are really just stuff that was way too big for you before! 

you know youre pregnant when every one complains of it being cold cause you opened all the windows from a "hot flash"

It's getting harder to put on your shoes and you wish you only had slip-ons